No offense to anyone, and feel free to include your own random thoughts.

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Have you ever wondered that Madan Krishna Shrestha and Hari Bamsha Acharya could be gays? Have you see any other two guys hanging out together as much as these two dudes do?

There are some things that we just don?t want to confess just because our society will think our thoughts are weird. Last night in dream, I saw Ram Krishna Dhakal?s cute wife dancing naked on the side of Rani Pokhari. Is it that hard to say things you have seen? I just did it.

I have given up trying on girls without boy friends. As an economist, I should minimize the screening cost. And one way to do that is to look for girls who already have boy friends. That?s rational behavior, really.

When I was traveling back from the ANA convention, I was sandwiched between two huge, fat Americans. I barely had 5 inches of space to sit. Now, *this* is a good example of a dui dhungaa bichko tarul. Only that, the dhungaas weren?t really hard and I have one hell of a body shape to become a tarul.

Imagine yourself at 70. You are sleeping next to this lady you have known for may 40 years or so, and in the middle of making love, this wrinkled lady says, ?What are you doing honey, I can?t feel anything!?

I live in an apartment by myself. It?s really fun. I particularly enjoy walking around naked, except that occasionally I get scared by myself. This morning when I looked myself in the mirror right after shower, I thought, ?I can?t believe THAT is also a part of me.?

Have you had girl friends who act like they don?t care about you at all when they talk, but when they don?t see you in msn for a day or two, they send like 15 text messages and another 15 voice messages? This girl I know calls and waits until she hears my greetings but does not record the voice message as if, if she didn?t, I wouldn?t know who had called. Why are some women so weird?

I really like this saying: Throwing economics-related jokes is like peeing on your pants; it?s hot to you, but not to others.

During the ANA cultural program, there was this kid, may be 3 years old, who stood up like every 5 minutes on the chair in front of me. At first, I thought that was cute. After two or three songs, I started moving my head so that I could see what was going on in the stage. After five songs, I was like, ?Sit down you son of a bitch, I can?t see anything on the stage!?

This summer when I was in DC, my friends wanted to go to the Nepali restaurant (I think it?s called Everest). I had seen a cute waitress when I went there before, so I didn?t tell my friends that the food was normally bad. Imagine me realizing after 10 minutes of being there that the girl was not working that day. And the sahili-mahili in Argali cook much better food than that couple at the restaurant!

Why is that almost every book by V.S. Naipaul has some sex component in it? That dude must have been sexually frustrated.

I started working two weeks ago. Last weekend, after a week of working, I invited this girl at work for dinner. This girl comes to my place 5 minutes or so late and says, ?Sorry, I was talking to my boy friend and it took longer?, as if to deter me from making any romantic approach. She probably felt happy and safe. I was happy, too; can you imagine saving the screening cost for the third consecutive time?