1. I am a young Nepali citizen with immense love for my country.
2. I am ready to wear national dress at all times.
3. I have good presentation and communication skills.
4. I am a fresh graduate from a reputed university.
5. I have no any political affiliations but have enough understanding of politics.
6. I have knowledge in Economics, Health, Accounts and Education.
7. I have a good understanding of international politics and policies.
8. I know the knowledge of cultural and ethnic diversity of my country.
9. I have no any criminal records in and out of Nepal.
10. I have never misutilised the national property.
11. I have never vandalised any either.
12. I would always favour youth in the power.
13. I would be a good role model for youth as I do not drink, smoke and rape.
14. I would be a challange for elder generation as I would step down when required.
15. I would not take part in any active or passive politics.
16. I would devout my time for charity works.
17. I would never misutilise my power for personal purpose.
18. I would never be a part of corruption.
19. I would never interfare with the government.
20. I would always remain inside the legal boundry and serve the nation the best I can.

On the above mentioned 20 points I would be the best president of Nepal.

I bet there are more than half sajhaites with the same resume. And 10 times that number of non sajhaites with same/better resume. I wonder how you are planning to compete with them

Looks good to me. But Gyanguru, I saw some points that you will be disqualified (YES, disqualified) because:
you are educated. you have knowledge(especially in economics and health). You haven't misutilized/vandalized national properties and you are not the 'part of corruption'
Try changing this things in your resume.
GOGOL

how did you think you can have knowledge and you can be the president of Nepal?

Best of luck gyanguru ... Please furnish your refrence's too . I guess it plays a big part , before you get hired for the top job .
Lol .. My resume sucks , but have really good refrences .

WTF. What is the national dress of Nepal? Have you ever worn it except in a couple of parties? If you think Daura Suruwal is our national dress, then you are no different than others. Bets of luck.

gyanguru, with your 20 sublime points above, you wouldn't even make it as a secretary or a "go-for" boy (gopher) of the Sherpa Kyidug or any other Nepali Samaj in NY.  What makes you think you'd be voted the Prez of Nepal??  HAHAHAHA   There must be atlest an eight of the total population (26 million = 3.25 million people) whose resume is at par or way stellar than yours!  And, to further burst your bublle, your points # 9, 10, 11 just made you totally FAIL the quota for being a Prez:

This post supposed to be under Humor section.

However, dude seems to be serious man!!

 

I don’t know about being a President, but with those outlined testimonies, you may be able to persuade a parent to be their son-in-law. Although some parents may have concerns on your vows of devoting time for charity works and not misutilizing your power for personal purposes.

I see what you mean... no 29 months OPT, so you are making a way to Presidency in Nepal after 12 months, huh?

Damn! you rock!

correction 3 months.

Count me in on your Wagon with one condition ------ Legalize POT. ha ha. But seriously you go and get em' for the President.

That was a nice one. All the best,

but most important thing, are you above 35? It is one of the most required criteria( I heard of that but not read, so I dont know, how authentic it is). Most of the  proposed ppl are at least twice that age.

I will support you up gyanguru. All the best.

How would you go about
1) improving our living standards (higher wages, salary)?
2) improving our archaic education system?
3) eradicating bureaucratic corruption?
4) fighting inflation?
5) redistributing land to farmers so that hard work and not rich heritage gets rewarded?
6) waging a diplomatic fight with India so that our sovereignty is maintained without harming relations with India?
7) utilizing the only natural resource we have : water?
8) putting an end to the current trend of skilled workers and ambitious students leaving the country and NEVER returning back permanently?
9) stopping the disenchanted college kids who take to the streets for almost anything when their political parties tell them to do so?
10) removing that sense of humiliation, depravity and disenchantment with our identity that the Nepali psyche is going through? how would you make every Nepali treat their fellow citizens as equals? How will you remove the divided mentality?

Give me your thoughts and I will consider voting for you the next time you run for office.

Samsara rund! ko kuputra muj! , this post is about humour . ta ch!kne lai humour bhanya kho , k taha . Muj! khate , ja gayera tero dhoti sahu ko gadi bech ch!kne , and leave us alone to debate on , who's the most qualified for president .
Ta muj! dallo ko santaan , bhaloo haru ko chai president huna saklas .

Ok back to some humour .

I am not sure if i could qualify " but hey i stayed in holiday inn ..

Is it good enough

oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah!!.we need someone with those qualities as you mentioned above,,but look at this>>>>>>>>>...........,....prachandee,girijaa,makuuuneee!jaaakuuneeee!!!!!damn man!!!!!!!!...isn't there any better candidates then these power hungry beasts???........i think  the united nation's sth Dr. GAUtam would be the  best option.................   

i heard you were moving to Welsh from Scotland (source: your previous postings). What made you change your mind to be a president??
by the way, if i were allowed to vote for prez, i would have voted you..

you forgot the 21st point:
21. I am a pompous prick who professes pseudo-knowledge/abilities just to show off in public threads.