Ok time for some riddles!

first one: Mt. Everest is in between Tibet and Nepal (or so I was told), so a rooster lays a egg right in the middle, which side does the egg fall on?

Replyyyyyy!

Will have more later on.

Cathy need to take 13 gloves out. wink** wink**


Next,
What happens when yellow cap is dropped into green water?:P

What would be the height of the patritism in India?

I mean height of patriotism in India?

Ans:
Height of patritism in India?
Gandhi ji using Khadi condoms!!!

Damn redstone....i don't see u complaining as much for calling u a hot hunk but....for a ferrari...lol....calm ur self u sexy monkey....hahaha remember the story game?....u and the badar...getting it on lol.......


neural...got it...u put a hole in a barrel to make it lighter...

Ash does the cap get wet?

here's one:
This word has three letter...but if i add 2 more it becomes fewer...what is the word?

haha, hot hunk re? when you called me that? lol, i do'nt remember!
and of course i remember the game! want me to say the same word again? chaak! lo

answer is FEWl

you called mea hunk? when? i do'nt rmember! lol ! ofcourse i remember the game. want me to say the word again? lol! CHAAK! eheh

answer is FEW

my question is WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR?

dammit, double posts!

Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Where were we?
Crishna, u need to give the ppl time to answer. I knew one of your answer.
Sardarji's jokes, man they are expired by now. My whole childhood I used to hear soooo many of them, result of going to MIS.

my qs> A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

he could be tellin the truth just to let oyu know that eerytin he speaks is lie, or he is lying coz all he speaks is a lie

My questions at yall again!
WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR?

Red man, your qs tough, I give up.

Another qs. Two common English words. One painful in love, One painful in everyday matter. Do you know what those 2 words are?

headache and heartache

other way around! oops!
hehe
answer to my question is
door is not a door when its ajar(a jar) ajar=open! get it?

How many hands can a finger have?

When door is not a door would be 'Ajar' (partly opened) ;)

Two common English words. One painful in love, One painful in everyday matter. Do you know what those 2 words are? would be heartache and headache ;)

I look smart ( thanks to google) ;)

My question is : What is fish without eye ? (Disclaimer: can't use google) ;)


Ashley!

damn resdstone, I look like fool now :(

lol, i didn't use google on that, but i think idea is nice, ill use it on fishy ques! me don't know!