Ok time for some riddles!

first one: Mt. Everest is in between Tibet and Nepal (or so I was told), so a rooster lays a egg right in the middle, which side does the egg fall on?

Replyyyyyy!

Will have more later on.

meeru, is the answer BUTT?

lol nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Redstone got it wrongggggggg yayyyyyyyyyy, calls for a celebration. try again!!!!!!

Well, meeru, i thought you can play with butt, and it has crack and it can be made into face or somethin else depending on people and you can tell it to be nice, tell it to shake itself, and various others! so it should be BUTT! LOL ;p

It's a JOKE!!!

I think Elizabeth is drinking tea.

BTW, I din't do google on either of the answers.

Hint: ppl do tons of copy and paste of it.

George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?

ElizabEth must be drinking coffEE....coz of two EEs which ofcourse gEorgE, hElEn and stEvE have.
Wondering if i am rite :P

Cheers!

I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I???????


Its a JOKE...it can be cracked anywhere any time.. made up at will... told to frens and foes and can be played upon others...

Wondering if i am rite! :P
Cheers!

from Kiwiland, u got the answer right., Yep its a joke.

#A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?

The answer to this one cracked me up. So give it a try!!

Oh..Meerru..
.a friend ofmine asked meh this sumtime ago...the answer is sumthing like this ;
the man is a midget and has to use his umbrella on rainy days to push the buttons on the elevator on rainy days and when it is not rainy he does not carry an umbrella....hence he cannot use his umb. to punch the buttons....like that stuff....

I think its the same riddle.....errrr

Herez a simple one fo ya all :

What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen!


AISHA sis, Redstone daka told meh that he had a GT 3000 (white)....!! He too mean to take you fo a ride! ;)

if you wnna take a ride with me, come hop in my GT. oh why do i feel this good
hey, must be the money..

What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen!

Its the rainbow !!.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly !!
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come true

Figure this out!!

I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

Hmmmmm don't know, maybe Red does.

KIWI , you are correcto abt teh rainbow!

Your answer: Imagination



P.S. Meeru, if Red can rise back frm the dead ;)

Kiwiland, is the answer the swinging thing on clock? the bottom part of that swing..dunno what you call it..but that thing at the bottom goes tick tock tick tock!

*pendulum? i just rememberd

*Points and laughs at RED* .....bmlb!

* e slaps Ladycroft around a bit with a large trout