High Maintenance Brit Girls’ Loutish Lovers
Fashion conscious female who dress to impress at the beaches and clubs of Ibiza are a key source of inspiration for the Britain’s ‘leading style spotters’ the Observer reported this week.
The newspaper said stylists are increasingly flocking to the island to study Brit girls’ ‘very, very dressy’’ images, with the enthusiastic backing of uber-influential fashion buyer Yasmin Yusuf from Miss Selfridges.
“I always say that if you don't have a serious hair do and a tan before you arrive, and unless you're carrying a trunk for four outfit changes a day, they shouldn't let you through customs,” the key high street tastemaker declared, “This is Ibiza,” she added.
In more what-to-wear-at the-beach fashion news, Lion Bar ice cream published the results of a new survey of 5,000 British women’s typical taste in men-folk this week, and revealed that large percentages are decidedly unfussy.
While 500 women said they ‘liked the smell of beer on their men’, a fifth found “a bit of body odour” appealing”, the Sun reported, with body conscious men particularly those sunbathing all day’ turning large swathes of the women off.
“This is great news for real men this summer,” an ice cream spokesman told the tabloid, “They can get their roar back and ditch the moisturiser, manicures and tight shorts.”
“British blokes can also wear their Speedos with pride, even if they have a bit of belly,” the ice cream guru promised, “And welcome the wolf whistles as they walk down the beach with pride.”
What's the Best way to Resist Peer Pressure without Losing Friends (for example, when quitting drink or drugs)?
“Firstly you have to centre yourself and remember why you chose to be clean - probably because you finally came to the realization that your body (and mind) wouldn't cope anymore.
Then you have to see past the surface veneer of so-called cool associated with 'partying' and those exhorting you to join in. See through to the hurting little inner child in them causing them to act out self-destructively and have compassion for them rather than admiration.
Next you have to look at your need to be included even at the cost of your own health and wellbeing. Is the need really that strong? What would happen if this particular person or group did spurn you? Would your life come to an end or would it be more likely to go on even longer as a result? Once you've clarified that it's the latter - and of course all this goes on inside you in the twinkling of an eye - then all you have to say in your most humble, respectful, non-judgmental, even-toned voice, "Thanks, not tonight, I'm having time off," or words to that effect.
And when they come back with the inevitable, "Oh come on," simply repeat it. You are not here to destroy your life for the sake of being popular with people who are destroying theirs. Remember that, tell it to yourself over and over and all will be well.”
http://www.therightposition.com/store/product.php?productid=1&cat=1&page=1 (the right position sex pillow)
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Pandemic-flu/Pages/Symptoms.aspx (swine flu symptoms)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhAoFajC3Qw (The man bra or rather BRO)
http://www.thegallery-club.co.uk/
http://www.release.org.uk/ (drug laws awareness)
http://selfimprovement.dansk.org/uncategorized/5-reasons-to-be-a-dj/
http://howtodjfast.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzuLkmhQlc (For all those Beer drinkers)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/12981704/WWII-OSS-Covert-Spy-Disguise-Methods-11p (WWII spy disguise methods)
http://www.straightshooter.net/PhotoDisguises.htm (disguises)
http://www.stoptheguns.org/workingtogether/index.php
Celebrity Cocaine Dealers In Credit Crunch Crisis
So many cash strapped investment bankers and hipsters are cutting back on cocaine use that New York’s elite dealers are being forced into poverty, the New York Times reported this week.
"I see high-end guys hawking in parks now," self-confessed bankers’ dealer ‘Sammy’ told the newspaper, "And these are guys that used to sell to Paris Hilton's crowd."
Established street dealers are also suffering, the Times suggested, both from the new competition posed by executive dealers and increasing numbers of students going straight edge.
America’s DEA also issued a warning that 30% of the cocaine they’ve seized in the last year contains deadly adulterant levamisole, press agency AP reported, adding that the de-worming tablet has been linked to three deaths and ‘hundreds’ of grave illnesses.
Top British music journalist Sylvia Patterson meanwhile branded drug laws ‘useless’ this week using her own frightening experience mixing ecstasy with cider at Reading Festival to underline her argument.
Slipping on a roadside kerb at the festival ten years ago, the erstwhile NME/ Mixmag national newspaper writer described breaking her arm so badly that a doctor told her she might ‘lose the arm altogether’ prompting her to quit drugs altogether, she said.
“The Law, as it continues to legislate for the many to "protect" the few, should at least consider one inarguable truth,” Sylvie suggested (writing in the Sunday Herald).
“That the vast majority of human beings, in their often-calamitous sojourn to discover where their edges might lie, eventually and with great relief (and if they're extremely lucky, with all their limbs intact) grow out of it,” she said.
