I thought this was funny.. :P

1. She won't unlock car door for him.
-Doesn't engage in oral sex.



2. He gets in car without opening door for her.
-No foreplay.



3. He can't hail a cab.
-Impotent.



4. He insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
-Prefers virgins.



5. She insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way there.
-Is a virgin.



6. He insists on going to a romantic, candlelit restaurant.
-Compulsive Don Juan.



7. He insists on going to a homey little cafe.
-Compulsive Don Quixote.



8. He insists on going to a Polynesian bar.
-Compulsive Don Ho.



9. She wants to go to a French restaurant.
-Will swallow.



10. She wants to go to a deli.
-Won't swallow.



11. She uses Sweet n' Low.
-Wears falsies.



12. She takes too long deciding what to order.
-Has trouble reaching orgasm.



13. She orders salad dressing on the side.
-Will give a hand job, but won't go "all the way".



14. She gives explicit orders to the waiter or waitress.
-Will expect incredibly skillful gymnastics in bed.



15. He insists on ordering for you.
-Thinks that you had an orgasm when you didn't.



16. He asks for "the usual".
-Insists on missionary position only.



17. He asks what the specials are.
-Will want you to use handcuffs.



18. He fills up on bread and crackers.
-Premature ejaculator.



19. He doesn't finish everything on the plate.
-Has already cum.



20. He insists on having some of what you ordered.
-Will make you sleep on the wet spot.



21. He changes mind after ordering.
-Will never call you.



22. She changes tables.
-Nymphomaniac.



23. She drinks decaf.
-Fakes orgasm. (Female)



24. He orders in French.
-Fakes potency. (Male)



25. He sends food back.
-Will sleep with you, brag to all his friends, and then try to borrow money.



26. She asks for detailed descriptions of the desserts.
-Needs you to talk dirty during sex.



27. He orders a dessert involving ladyfingers.
-Wants a hand job.



28. She orders a dessert involving nuts.
-Castrating bitch.



29. She wants to split dessert.
-Is dying to move in with you and rearrange all your closets.



30. His credit card is refused.
-Low sperm count.



31. He undertips waiter.
-Small penis.



32. He undertips parking valet.
-Small penis.



33. He undertips cabbie.
-Small penis.



34. He uses a toothpick.
-Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.



35. He has a removable cassette player in car.
-Pulls out repeatedly during sex.



36. He has a cellular phone in car.
-Has a penile implant.

37. He writes in brown color.
- He is impotent and needs to get a life.

By the way most of the things are bs.

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Kittykat you look good in this pic. you sexy devil you.

I like your dance moves. Your looking sizziling in that hot pink dress.

You also have a very sexy figure. I lust for you.

haina kitty font color kasto tyo herani gaaro

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WOW what a gem. first class.

Hottest nepali girl is KittiCat meow

No one is hotter than KittiCaT . Can i hab your # number. Holla.

oooollllaa

i m wonderin bout the mysterious gal dancin with kitty, who is she?

Kittycat reminds me of a famous movie star...How many people have seen the exorcist?



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Above poster is not the Real Jonny Blaze....please accept all apologies to kittykat and anyone else who was offended by the pictures.

N no you do not look like Emily Rose.

-jb